Guestbook of Shame & Wins

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Eric - Today | Garage
I hope this works?
Anonymous - Last week | Unknown
Bought the spicy option. No regrets (yet).
A concerned friend - Last month | Internet
Told him not to. He did. It worked. I hate that.
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I have 5 oranges today. I ate 3 oranges last week. How many oranges do I have left?

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